Father’s Day Stall – Thank you Foundation Friends!
In the lead up to Fathers Day our Fundraising Team have brought our students a wonderful gift stall full of creative and fun gifts for children to purchase for the Dads and Father-Figures in their life.
The team worked so hard to make it happen and we are so grateful for the efforts of Juli Parahi, Natalie Warn, Amanda Chong, Jessica Jones, Kate Park, Michelle Cronin for purchasing items, setting up the stall (along with their children) and serving on the days.
We hope you enjoy your gifts and Fathers Day on Sunday Dads!
At the stall, As a special treat, Students were given a Dad-Joke to take home. below are a few we thought dads could share, after all it is YOUR Day!
Dad Jokes…
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
What lies at the bottom of the sea shaking?
A nervous wreck!
Which side of the duck has the most feathers?
The outside!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity….
It’s impossible to put down!!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well… I’m going to spread it!!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
What is it like to work for a hot air balloon company?
It has its ups and downs!!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time consuming!
Why can’t the T-Rex clap it’s hands?
Because it’s extinct!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky!
When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it’s fully groan!!!
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed!
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
What is the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two!
What do runners eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
