DO wear your boater to bed and pull your socks up at home, to be a rule-abiding Shore boy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO ask Mr Leeds and Mr Middleton when the HSC starts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO get involved in School activities (debating trials start this week!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO fight the temptation to fall asleep when Mr Jennings dims the lights and puts on a doco about the Aztecs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO plan every minute of your life with Ms Doran\u2019s most esteemed blue diary (or write NHS).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO learn the art of cryptic crosswords from Dr Stobo whilst enjoying one of his many anecdotes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO lament how the history department has replaced teaching the sigma Roman Empire (Hannibal, Scipio, Cato the Elder) with beta ancient Egypt (King Tut who?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DO dabble in ecofeminist and post-structuralist theory to ace your Fantastic Mr Fox<\/em> English essay (some Greek words won\u2019t hurt either).<\/p>\n\n\n\n DO familiarise yourself with the infamy of your amazing teachers \u2013 such as the safari adventures of a certain economics teacher who wrote and sang indie-rock bangers with a nascent Tim Freedman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DO read the SWR religiously and send in your contributions including articles, letters to the Editor and complaints about misleading advice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T call your teachers \u2018mum\u2019 \u2013 Sadly, this isn\u2019t the prep\/primary school anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T light bonfires in science class and DON\u2019T synthesise pure rocket fuel or concoct bright yellow minion juice (for those interested: mix lead nitrate with potassium iodide).<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T skip chapel to nap in the music prac’ rooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T tell Mr Payne that rock music is useless and proceed to sword fight with guitars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T<\/mark> let your UI or PD escalate to a drill, then a Friday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T start a brawl in the tucky line for last picks of that succulent traveller\u2019s pie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T question Mr Fitisemanu\u2019s illustrious and carefully-constructed cult of personality that spans all the way from USyd to the Wenona English department (you will be swiftly disappeared).<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T cop the first drills of Year 7 because you didn\u2019t pack up properly in art class (an illustrious record set by J O\u2019Shea<\/strong> and T Noakes<\/strong>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n DON\u2019T suggest to Mr Fletcher that the Google Suite and Apple Macbooks are anything but inferior to the Microsoft apps and INKABLE Surface Pros (Constant Teams-checking has irrevocably tanked my productivity and destroyed my work-life balance \u2013 just kidding \ud83d\ude0a).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M. D. Kwak<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":15695,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","article_category":[10],"article_tag":[],"class_list":["post-15694","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","article_category-student-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article\/15694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/article"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"article_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article_category?post=15694"},{"taxonomy":"article_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/shore-weekly-record\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article_tag?post=15694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}