Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars 

Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars 

there is neither Jew nor gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus’ 

(Galatians 3:28 )

Dear Students, Parents and Carers 

Recent history, at least in the Western World, has featured many polarisations. The statement which serves as the topic of this newsletter is one example. Another is the oft repeated mantra, at least in the past, ‘It’s a man’s world’. Historically, that has been largely true, through most recorded history. Ancient societies were patriarchal. Even through to the middle of last century, a woman’s place was said to be in the home. In my own profession, teaching, once married, a woman would be required to resign.  While that is no longer the case, and there is gender parity in salary in schools, women in the commercial world are often paid less than men for equivalent work. 

Last week at Shore we recognised and celebrated International Women’s Day. The mere fact that such a day has been codified indicates there is a way to go to achieving equitable outcomes for women. My experience tells me that boys, for full development, need the experience of being taught over time by men and women. For this reason, our teaching staff features a good balance of both. This has been the policy at Shore for some time.  

In some families where boys have no sisters, they have little referent in terms of female peers. This may be interpreted as requiring some other socialisation, given the need for boys to treat girls and women with respect. Apart from the merit of such in itself and of ethical considerations, young men will often enter mixed gender residential colleges and mixed gender university campuses and, subsequently, mixed gender workplaces. Many will need to submit to the authority of a female CEO in their workplace or industry. 

There are of course other considerations. We don’t believe it is healthy to experience the company of girls in, or mostly in, the heady situation of Saturday night parties where, unfortunately, some hosts may break the law by serving alcohol to minors. In any case, some boys’ apprehension in Australian society of girls is mostly as romantic appendages, where objectification rather than relationship can easily occur. For this reason, while preserving single sex education from Year 3 to Year 12, Shore seeks helpful socialisation opportunities for our boys in relating to a range of girls schools which we believe are appropriate partners.  

Accordingly, we undertake a range of activities, mostly in the co-curricular domain, with Abbotsleigh, PLC Pymble, Queenwood, Roseville College, SCEGGS Darlinghurst and Wenona, all leading girls’ schools.  Many of these connections are being further developed.  

In order to focus on International Women’s Day and to expose our students to a female leader in authority, we invited the Principal of Roseville College, Ms Magill, to give the keynote presentation on Assembly. Ms Magill challenged our boys to make a difference in the world in terms of being people of truth and justice, who oppose gender inequality and are hopeful and compassionate young men. These are of course messages we would want to thoroughly endorse. 

It is not often recognised sufficiently that in western civilisation a great fillip was given to women’s status and freedom by Jesus. He took women seriously, showed compassion for them and freed them from the shackles of rigid opinion. The Apostle Paul continued this development and famously wrote ‘there is neither Jew nor gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus’ (Galatians 3:28).  Paul, in context, was not dissolving genders.  He was speaking of equality and inclusion before God of both genders.  He was not “woke” (2,000 years too early for that!). 

Boys and girls are different, beyond physical differences.  Teenage boys go through periods of testosterone surges as they grow and develop.  Adults need to help regulate and direct that well. 

Women are from Venus, men are from Mars? A stereotype, one might say.  With a son who is an astrophysicist, I have a great interest in Space.  Should we indeed ever colonise Venus or Mars, I suspect we will need both genders on each!  

Given the theme of this newsletter, it may be an opportunity to convey that men and women are welcome to contribute to the staffing of our Sports canteens, at North Sydney and Northbridge. 

A further request is that senior school parents please not use the Prep School drop-off points in Edward and Lord Streets to deliver their boys to school in the morning, unless, of course, they have brother in Prep who is being dropped off at the same time.  We are keen to ease the traffic density in this area.  

Dr J Collier 
Headmaster

Upcoming Key Events

Upcoming Key Events

  • NYU Information Session for Year 10-12 Students and Parents – Thursday 23 March 5.15pm-6.30pm

Shore Parents’ Tennis Day

Shore Parents’ Tennis Day

The Shore Parents’ Tennis Day held at the Tennis Pavilion at the War Memorial Playing Fields, Northbridge, on Friday 10 March 2023, was a huge success, the event was a sellout with 90 tennis players enjoying a sun-drenched Autumn day. 

The event objective was to engage the extended Shore Community by providing an inclusive, fun, well run, social tennis day that encourages parents to meet and interact within their year group and across the wider school community while increasing the awareness of Tennis as a sport for life.

Players were able to enjoy Round Robin games and Tennis Active/Cardio with coaches to keep everyone moving.

Coffee and other hot drinks were supplied by 3 Wise Beans Coffee Cart and the catering was supplied by Barbettes Feast. There was a delicious spread of refreshments providing a lovely morning tea that included fresh fruit, scones with jam and cream and a variety of ribbon sandwiches. 

The gourmet item donations by the players made up eight sensational Raffle Prize Hampers, so there were some very lucky individuals who went home happy to have won them.

A huge thanks to SPA and the Shore Event co-ordinators for all the help in making the day a success.

Christine Bowen
SPA Chair

Shore Community and Fellowship Dinner

Last Thursday evening saw the Shore Community and Fellowship Dinner held in the Dining Hall. It was a wonderful opportunity for people to come together, share a meal and pray for the School. There is much that goes into the Shore Community, and some of this was shared on the night. Of course, we depend on many people for so many things in life, and Shore is no different. Crucially people could pray about these things and give God thanks for his provision to many.

This Week We Thank the Uniform Shop

Whether it’s for the very first time or a refresh because your child just keeps on growing, you can rely on the extremely helpful Uniform Shop team to help you buy uniforms, sporting needs and Shore crested goods. The shop also forms part of the fundraising section of the School and makes a significant contribution to the funds of the Shore Parents’ Association from the sale of crested goods. Thank you, Mrs Peta Creighton, Mrs Jenny Clinton and Mrs Cherieve Payne for always helping make sure our students look their ‘Shore Best’!  

Save the Date – Shore Rugby Launch Dinner

Save the Date – Shore Rugby Launch Dinner

As the Rugby season approaches, all parents of Shore Rugby players (from the Prep to the First XV) are invited to attend the Shore Rugby Season Launch Dinner for 2023.

Come and learn more about the objectives of the Rugby programme, enjoy an evening with friends, win some prizes and listen to Phil Waugh and his thoughts on Eddie Jones … but more importantly, hear from Shore’s new Head Rugby Coach, Mr Angus Sinclair, on his pathway to this role and his thoughts on the season ahead.

Booking: www.trybooking.com/CFVSN
Date: Friday 31 March
Time: 6.30pm – 10.30pm

Location: Kirribilli Club, 11 Harbourview Crescent, Milson’s Point
Cost: $150 per person. Enjoy drinks for four hours, a three-course dinner and access to games on the night. Book with friends – it is always a fun and informative night, no matter what level of Rugby your son plays!
Go Shore!

Mr D Mason-Jones
MIC Rugby

Rugby
Sports Canteen Sign-up

Sports Canteen Sign-up

Be of Service and Sign-up Today

We now have both the RAI Grant Centre Canteen at North Sydney and the Northbridge Canteen at the War Memorial Playing Fields operating, which means we need parents from the sports of Basketball, Cricket, Tennis and Water Polo to please volunteer!

Without the generous support of parents, the Shore Parents’ Association (SPA) cannot operate these facilities which play a vital role in bringing our school community together while providing warm hospitality to our visitors.

So grab a friend or come alone and meet some new ones and sign up to volunteer at the canteen located at the venue your son is playing Saturday sport at!

No experience is necessary! We have a job for everyone!

Follow the form links below to sign-up:

Cricket and Tennis Saturday

Basketball and Water Polo Saturday

Please refrain from eating and drinking when volunteering in the Canteen.

Please note: Children Under 15 are not permitted in the Canteen. If you have any questions, please contact the SPA Canteen Co-ordinator Mrs Gaby Hunter, directly at spacanteen@shore.nsw.edu.au or on 0414909545

Ms G Hunter
Northbridge and RAI Grant Canteen Co-ordinator

Boots for Kokoda Kids

Boots for Kokoda Kids

Please donate your old Rugby and football boots to the Kids of PNG.

Place your boots in the boxes labelled in various locations around the Senior School campus.

football boots
Chaplain’s Chat

Chaplain’s Chat

Culture is a funny thing. While many people will have a different understanding of what culture is, culture is certainly the ideas and beliefs of a certain group of people in a society. As Kevin Vanhoozer argues, it produces and reproduces shared social meanings, values, ideas and beliefs. In short, it is seen in what people do. And, of course, within every group of people in society there will be different subsets and ideas. Perhaps in Australia, despite the often-perceived cultural basis of the larrikin attitude, at a deeper level, many are searching for that Holy Grail of ‘the good life.’

And yet, within every culture, we don’t have to look far to find people searching for meaning in their lives. It has been seen in all cultures throughout the ages. Even the most primitive of cultures have expressed their desires for the spiritual and knowledge of the transcendent. As we have looked through the book of Acts this term in Chapel, we have seen that even the first century Greeks had their gods. As Paul walked through the city of Athens, he could say: 23 ‘For as I walked around and looked carefully at your objects of worship, I even found an altar with this inscription: to an unknown god.’ (Acts 17:23). In many ways, we are not much different to the people of the first century, as we search for meaning in life and even reflect on the transcendent. However, Paul then goes on the mention the life-changing events of the resurrection of Jesus. This changes everything, and the big claim of the Bible is that it gives us the answers about God Himself and life. Now that is a culture changer!

Reverend A Benn
Chaplain

CRU Update

CRU Update

Do you ever wonder why we have to do Christian Studies every year?

Last Friday at CRU, we were looking at the conversion of Saul. Nathanael Robertson was leading, and following the reading of Acts 9:1-4, Phillip Greenwood spoke on the passage. He began with a game of trying to imitate Transformer poses, which was won by Jesse Cochrane from Year 12. Phillip then linked this to the transformation of Saul, as he became Paul, on the road to Damascus. He contrasted the character of Saul, who was killing and persecuting many Christians, with the character of Paul – the same man with a transformed attitude and life towards Christ. Paul went on to risk his life for Jesus, sharing the gospel and even writing many of the letters in the New Testament. 

Phillip then linked this to how, in the same way, God’s living Word has the power to transform us, which is one reason why God’s Word and the gospel of Jesus Christ is taught in Christian Studies. Another reason is that the spread of Christianity has made massive impacts upon the entire world and particularly western countries. We would do well to understand this more fully and the impact it still has on our culture. Similar to Paul, after a Christian has been transformed, they will often want to share the amazing news of Jesus Christ’s death and resurrection for the forgiveness of sins providing eternal life for those who believe. Next week we will continue diving into God’s Word as we push on through Acts.

Daniel Becker
10 TY 4

Chapel Notices

Date
Saturday 18 March Wedding: 3.45pm
Sunday 19 MarchBoarder’s Chapel Service: 9.00am
Bible Passage: 1 John 4:7-12

Careers News

Bond University provides an excellent option for students who wish to have an engaging university experience while studying industry-focused, innovative degrees. It is the second highest-ranked university in the country for student experience, (Avondale University is first) and well above traditional universities such as The University of Sydney and UNSW.  With small class sizes, dynamic lecturers, the student experience has consistently achieved five-star rankings. Graduate employment outcomes are also high with students working with a range of global companies. Students are encouraged to apply for scholarships as Bond attracts those who are engaged in co-curricular life while maintaining consistent academic results. 

A few reminders this week include the ANU Open Day on Saturday and the NYU information session at Shore on Thursday 23 March. We are also looking forward to welcoming Baxter Howard (Class of 22) to present the B.Accounting UTS Scholarship during lunchtime on Monday. 

Please also mark your diaries for the Lower North Shore Career Expo at Shore on Monday 15 May from 3.30pm-6.00pm. It aims to be bigger and better than last year! 

The latest Careers News can be accessed on the Careers Lampada page

Ms V Shirriff 
Head of Careers Education 

Holiday Workshops

Holiday Workshops

Holiday Workshops will be offered from Thursday 6 April to Year 12 boys during the upcoming holiday period. These have proven successful in providing boys with a structure that complements their individual study programmes.

Each three-hour Holiday Workshop session covers important HSC topics in that subject. A mix of strategies will be used in order to maximise learning, including revision lectures, structured tutorials and discussions. Workshops will generally be limited to a minimum of seven and a maximum of 20 boys. A fee of $70.00 (GST included) will be charged per three-hour workshop, which is excellent value compared to externally run HSC lecture courses. Boys are strongly encouraged to make good use of the workshops and are expected to stay for the entirety of each workshop.

A selection form will be handed to each boy in Year 12 and is to be returned to Ms Ducrou, Executive Assistant to the Deputy Headmaster Academic. Boys can choose to attend as many sessions as they like.

Every attempt will be made to accommodate all boys, but it may be necessary to restrict the number of boys in a particular workshop, depending upon demand. This will be done on a first come, first served basis.

A list of all available workshops will be available through Lampada, from Friday 18 March. Please note, charges will be made to the next fees statement on a no-refund basis.

Boys will not be required to wear School uniform and are not encouraged to drive to School for the workshops. However, if they do drive, they are not permitted to park on School property under any circumstances.

We do hope that each boy will participate in the workshops, which, according to boys in the Classes of 1999 – 2022, contributed well to their success during the HSC examinations.

Mr I M Middleton
Assistant Director of Studies

Term 1 Progress Meetings

Notice to Year 12 Parents

Year 12 Progress Meetings: Monday 20 March 4.00pm to 7.00pm via Zoom

  • Further information will be emailed to parents of Year 12 students with meeting details
  • All Year 12 boys are expected to be in attendance
  • No Co-Curricular activities will take place for students who have Progress Meetings

For further enquiries, please contact Academic Data Manager, Ms Jenni McKinley, at jmckinley@shore.nsw.edu.au.

Ms J McKinley
Academic Data Manager

Teaching and Learning

Monday Team Time

Deputy Head Academic, Mr Matt Leeds, commenced Monday Morning Team Time with a presentation on the Shore Teaching Expertise Programme (STEP) to Senior School teachers. Mr Leeds’ presentation focused on the research work completed by the Professional Learning Team, who have been exploring approaches to professional learning that works not just in theory, but in practice. Their findings show that professional learning is effective when it is school-based, job-embedded, sustained over time and supported by the School. The Shore Teaching Expertise Programme (STEP) is for all staff from the ELC to the Senior School, focusing on the deepening of knowledge, the expansion of instructional range, and the enhancement of expertise. Thanks to Ms Sandy Robertson (Music), Mr Huw Blood (PDHPE), Mr Tom Kirby (Business Studies and Economics) and Mr George Davis (History) who presented their experience trialling a teaching sprint focus (e.g., retrieval practice, scaffolding writing). Their presentations outlined:

  • The research that directed their focus for improving practice (article, podcast, book, lecture etc.)
  • How they moved beyond acquiring knowledge through research into periods of trialing, adapting, and refining in the classroom. What adjustments they made considering what was happening in the classroom
  • What their reflections and feedback (student, peer and other) revealed about the effectiveness of their focus area for improving practice
  • What possible next steps they would take for further development of their teaching expertise.

On this continued journey of professional growth, we are very fortunate to have formed an academic partnership with the University of New South Wales (UNSW). Our academic partners, Dr Simon Breakspear and Associate Professor Tony Loughland continue to support our development of the Shore Teaching Expertise Programme (STEP). This is an exciting initiative where we support teachers in improving their craft through effective deliberate practice.

Mr J Tzantzaris
Head of Teaching and Learning

Deputy Head Academic, Mr Matt Leeds – presenting the Shore Teaching Expertise Programme (STEP)
Pastoral Care update and International Women’s Day

Pastoral Care update and International Women’s Day

At Shore, we strive to create a community where everyone is respected, valued, and has equal opportunities to belong and contribute meaningfully. We believe that every individual matters, and that respectful relationships are key to fostering a supportive environment and a positive school community that recognises the value of every individual. Our boys are told that they matter, each one of them, simply for being them. We build further on this idea to explain that for the same reasons that they matter, so does everyone in our community. International Women’s Day is a terrific opportunity to engage the boys on the importance of respecting women, acknowledging the existing inequalities in our community, and taking action to make a positive change. I want our boys to recognise that they should be young people of character who are caring, courageous and principled, willing to do good and speak up for what is right.

The recent address in our full School Assembly last week from Ms Deb Magill, the Principal of Roseville College, spoke about the significance of International Women’s Day. During her speech, Ms Magill acknowledged the progress that has been made towards achieving gender equality but emphasised that much work still needs to be done. She also highlighted the focus for 2023 is on digital equity, and how the disparity in women’s access to technology has implications for education. Ms Magill challenged the boys to make a difference in the world by choosing to work for an employer that champions gender equity and pay.

At the local level, Ms Magill stressed the importance of understanding how negative gender phrases and sayings can be hurtful and make girls feel ashamed. She emphasised that bridging the gender gap is a shared responsibility. Our Head Boy, Lachlan Hunt, followed on from Ms Magill’s presentation by speaking at length about International Women’s Day. He encouraged the boys to engage with the messages presented and emphasised that it is not just about thanking the women in their lives but recognising and taking action to eliminate the limitations and boundaries that women still face.  

Our approach to Character Education through the House system and Building Good Men program provides opportunities for more detailed and rigorous conversations about these issues, and it is essential for the boys to continue engaging and learning about this topic. Gender inequality is real, and there is still work to be done. We must act and bridge the gap at different levels, be it international, national, or local. It is crucial for us to challenge outdated ways of thinking about gender equality and for the boys to treat all the women in their lives with respect. Our service and leadership initiatives are currently working to build on our existing programs and find more opportunities to engage in this important area.

As part of our ongoing external speaker program, Year 10 boys spent Thursday morning, March 15, in a seminar run by the external provider Goodfellas. The seminar focused on unpacking and dispelling some damaging and unhelpful myths or stereotypes about teenage boys based on masculinity, strength, vulnerability, behaviour, and respectful relationships. This bespoke program, called Walk the Talk, addresses harmful stereotypes, healthy and unhealthy relationships, consent, building awareness of domestic violence, and women’s homelessness. The goal of the program is to help educate teenagers in a meaningful way that moves beyond theory and token gestures and into purposeful, informed action, empowering them to be upstanding agents of change.

A key goal of our approach to pastoral care is for the boys to understand that they need to develop social and emotional skills that can aid them in building meaningful and nourishing relationships with others. The boys will now have some opportunities to debrief on this topic in Year meetings and tutor time to maintain and continue the common discourse established during the day and to develop their understanding of the ideas and terms around masculinity, strength, vulnerability, behaviour, and respectful relationships. It is my goal that all our boys recognise the value in each person and that our community is grounded in shared principles that allow them to do good for others.

Mr D Champion
Acting Deputy Head Pastoral Care

From the Music Department

Band Camp 

Last Tuesday and Wednesday, the Concert Bands had their annual camp. The camp provided an opportunity for the ensembles to delve into pieces much more significantly and provided feedback to the students to enhance their performance. The students were fortunate to have expert tutors who workshopped pieces in addition to a guest conductor Mr Matt Klohs. Mr Klohs is an internationally acclaimed conductor, composer and, more recently, print music publisher. He has performed in Australia, the US, the UK, Spain and Hong Kong. He has worked with ensembles of all levels, from world-renowned Military Bands and University ensembles to school and community bands. Mr Klohs has also adjudicated at regional, state and national levels. The Bands were also privy to a performance from TaikOz, who performed a variety of repertoire and explained the different instrument names and playing techniques. Congratulations to all the students for their hard work, determination and openness to the new repertoire. Thank you to Mr Dorich (Coordinator of Bands) for his organisation of the camp and to Ms Robertson (Director of Concert Band II), Mr Klohs, tutors and OldBoy mentors for all of their work in making the camp such a success.  

Wedding 

On Saturday 11 March, sixteen students from Chapel Choir led the congregational singing at the beautiful wedding service of Shore old boy Gordon Whitehead and Lauren Goodrich.  

Thank you to Alexander Beattie, Ollie Bucktin, Oliver Cardwell, Charlie Corbett-Jones, Cooper Denovan, Andrew Gilchrist, Joel Gilmour, Lachlan Jansen, Alan Li, Benji Loy, Nathanael Robertson, Hugo Stewart, Lachlan Walter, William Watson, Rory Wenden, Digby Wood and to Mr Wels (Director of Choirs) for enabling this opportunity. 

Choir - week 7
Chapel Choir

Musical Tickets 

Tickets are now on sale, bookings are via Trybooking.

House Music Awards 

Each year students who learn instruments can perform in front of an adjudicator for feedback and House Points. A selection of students then perform in the Smith Auditorium in Term 2 to their fellow peers during Tutor period. This year, students can sign up to perform in Weeks 9 and 10. Available times will be out shortly. Elective students perform during their class practical period. Keep a look out on the TV screens around the school. 

Upcoming Dates:

Thurs 23 – Sat 25 MarchSchool Musical: Singin’ in the RainHall Quad7.30pm
Wed 29 March – Sat 1 AprilSchool Musical: Singin’ in the RainHall Quad7.30pm

Mrs K Barber
Head of Music

2023 Musical – Singin’ in the Rain

Tickets now on sale!

On behalf of the cast, orchestra, crew and production team, it is my great pleasure to invite you and your family to the 2023 Shore Senior School Musical, Singin’ in the Rain. It is a wonderful show for the whole family and the original 1952 film won numerous awards. It offers a light-hearted depiction of Hollywood in the late 1920s, with the three stars portraying performers caught up in the transition from silent films to “talkies”. 

The Musicals at Shore are always a highlight to start the year, and this year will provide a unique experience for the community, being our first outdoor Musical. Under a setting twilight sun, each performance will truly be an event not to be missed! 

With over 60 in the cast, in addition to orchestra and crew, the students and staff have been working tirelessly this term and warmly invite you to attend one of seven performances from 23 March to 1 April. 

Tickets are selling fast and can be purchased via Trybooking.

I look forward to seeing you at one of the shows! 

Dr L Gilmour
Deputy Head Co-Curricular

News From the Sportsmaster

The winter season is fast approaching, and it is our hope to bring the Shore Community together through several Gala Days that have been arranged throughout the calendar at the Memorial Playing Fields, Northbridge. More news on these Gala Days will be announced shortly.

To register for a winter Sport, boys must visit the winter Sports registration page on Lampada (linked below) and complete the survey.

The survey is open and will remain operational until Wednesday 29 March.

https://lampada.shore.nsw.edu.au/survey/intro/2768

I ask that parents check that their son has completed the registration before the closing date. I look forward to a most enjoyable winter season.

Mr M J Ticehurst
Sportsmaster

School Athletics Carnival

Monday 27 March (Week 9) sees the Annual School Athletics carnival at Homebush.  This is one of the highlights of the school calendar and allows all boys in the school the opportunity to compete in any number of track and field events during the carnival. Participation and enjoyment are seen as paramount for the day.

The Championship races on the track for Years 7-10 are based on the Athletics Trial performances from earlier in Term I. For boys in Years 11 and 12, the Championship races are based on the previous year’s performances. However, for boys running in division races, their times are compared to the results in the Championship races, and therefore they can still receive Championship points for their performances. The track events on the day include the 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, Hurdles and the House 6 x 100m Relay (with the 1500m races contested before the carnival) while the field events involve the High Jump, Long Jump and Shot Put.  The boys simply need to turn up to the marshalling area on the carnival day to compete in their chosen events. We look forward to an exciting and enjoyable carnival day next week.

There are a number of events that will be contested prior to the School Carnival. These include the Tug-o-War preliminary rounds, the 1500m races and the Open 3000m race.

The details of these specific events are as follows:

  • The Senior Tug-o-War (Years 10 to 12) preliminaries will be held on Monday 20 March at 12.40pm on the School Oval.
  • The Junior Tug-o-War (Years 7 to 9) preliminaries will be held on Tuesday 21 March at 12.40pm on the School Oval.
  • The 1500m races will be held on Tuesday 21 March at 7.00am on the School Oval.
  • The Open 3000m race will be held on Thursday 23 March at 7.00am on the School Oval.

Reverend A Benn
MIC Athletics

Basketball Report

Game reports this week are in the student section courtesy of Thomas Graetz.

Player of the Week: Oscar Shirley brought the energy, as well as chipping in a game-high eight points to help the 16Bs snap their losing streak with a tense 33-31 victory.

Team of the Week: The 14ths get their first win of the season with a 19-17 nailbiter.

 Opens16s15s14s13s
Week 12 Record11-31-5-24-44-2-14-4
Overall Record96-80-347-47-347-54-148-51-29-29
TeamOpponentResultScoreTop Scorer
FirstsJoeysWin78-54Joslin Barnes 18
SecondsJoeysWin87-78Luke Wendt 20
ThirdsJoeysWin37-29Owen Chang 7
FourthsJoeysLoss25-27Aaron Rucinski 7
FifthsJoeysWin56-20Matt Simpson 12
SixthsJoeysWin43-20Angus Baker 16
SeventhsJoeysLoss29-32Finn Molloy 10
EighthsJoeysWin46-24Lachie Smith 11
NinthsJoeysWin33-31William Simons 10
TenthsJoeysWin24-22Lachlan Doy 8
11thsJoeysLoss17-34Lachlan Firek 11
12thsJoeysWin32-20Mac Deane 12
The 15Es celebrate a much deserved win
The 15Es celebrate a much deserved win
Captain James Boyd hits a free throw for the 2nds
Captain James Boyd hits a free throw for the 2nds
Joslin Barnes goes up for a layup for the firsts on his way to leading the team in scoring
Joslin Barnes goes up for a layup for the Firsts on his way to leading the team in scoring

Mr G Davis
MIC Basketball

TeamOpponentResultScoreTop Scorer
13thsJoeysWin20-18Max Kim 6
14thsJoeysWin19-17Ramon Zhang 8
16AJoeysLoss33-38Jaylen Steer 12
16BJoeysWin33-31Oscar Shirley 8
16CJoeysLoss38-44Vaughan Finlay 11
16DJoeysDraw34-34Kane Smallacombe 10
16EJoeysLoss24-39Darius Noushi 8
16FJoeysDraw33-33Edward Campbell 13
16GJoeysLoss20-45Gabriel Lewarne and Griffin Williams 6
16HJoeysLoss24-27Harry Siebold 8
15AJoeysWin36-28James Ellis 12
15BJoeysWin32-17Luke Maclennan 13
15CJoeysWin44-35Steven Cominakis 16
15DJoeysLoss22-30Oliver Piper 10
15EJoeysWin35-8Will Simpson 13
15FJoeysLoss22-29Zac Chang 8
15GRiverviewLoss16-18Nathan Liu 8
15HRiverviewLoss22-69Edward McAuley and Finn Curic 6
14AJoeysWin40-20Henry Trueman 15
14BJoeysDraw25-25Will Boyd 7
14CJoeysWin35-8Ted Scott 9
14DJoeysWin49-10Fox Court 7
14EJoeysWin70-20Will Lacroix 24
14FBye
14GKnoxLoss8-10Sam Sutton 6
14HJoeysLoss6-32Robert Faulkner-Shotter 4
13AJoeysWin41-35Jordan Gao 14
13BJoeysWin29-25Cooper Sparks 12
13CJoeysWin39-15Toby Cay 8
13DJoeysLoss9-19Luca Caruana 6
13EJoeysLoss5-30Willem Boo 3
13FJoeysWin21-10Ryan Tan 7
13GJoeysLoss8-18Daniel Hone 4
13HJoeysLoss2-48Cameron Whitehead 2

Cricket Report

Round 13 First XI Match Report v St Joseph’s College  

Please reference the Cricket Report in the Holtermann Columns for the First XI Match Report.

First XI celebrates after being victorious over 2nd Place SJC
Big Support for the 1st XI from the Year 7 boys

Round 13 Second XI Match Report v St Joseph’s College

Saturday March 11, 2023 played at SJC No. 1 Oval

Shore 9/249 (50.0) defeated SJC 10/193 (45.1) (Oscar Everett 33 (42), William Kowalski 80 (94), Fraser Pandit 23 (40), Billy Kwan 34 (41), Jack Mott 2/41 (8), Toby Ogg 3/33 (10), Matthew Melville 2/49 (9)).

Coming off the back of four wins in a row, this match against St Joseph’s College was our most important game of the season. Joey’s were one win (six points) ahead of us in second place. We get the win, and we move into equal second with them. This was enough motivation for the boys to train well and put everything together on the day. We lost the toss, and to our surprise, we were sent into bat. In the past two weeks our batting aggregate was 1-165, so we knew we were in form with the top order, but consistency is something we needed to capitalise on. And that we did. Our openers, Oscar Everett 33 (42), playing a pull shot off the first ball of the day against the 2nd XI leading wicket-taker, and William Kowalski 80 (94), batted superbly and put on an opening stand of 73 off 14 overs. This gave us huge momentum to continue building towards a large total. Angus Molchanoff 17 (27), came in at number three and put on a 47-run partnership with Kowalski posting his first half-century for the season. Kowalski played his best innings so far, rotating the strike and putting the bad balls away. Fatigue got the better of him as he tried to play a lofted drive, getting caught at mid-off. We were 3/163 at the second drinks break, so our goal was to post over 240. Fraser Pandit 23 (40) and Billy Kwan 34 (41) got us close to the 200 run mark with the tail-end batters all chipping in to post a very impressive 249.

We knew that only half the job was done. We had to stick to our bowling plan, by being patient, dotting them up and fielding well. As usual, our openers Jack Mott 2/41 (8.0) and Chris Lovell 1/25 (5.1), got the team off to a strong start. Mott got his now expected two wickets with his well-disguised slower balls with Ben Powell taking the catch at mid-off. Our reliable spinners did their job, and we managed to keep it tight and make them play unwanted aggressive shots. We created chances and we took them. Joey’s failed to get on top at any stage and our boys came home with a very convincing win and moved into equal second place. Celebrations were very mild as they were physically and mentally exhausted after a hard-fought match. Next week we have Sydney Boys with a chance to possibly finish in outright second place. Again, this should give the boys plenty of motivation to not take things lightly and finish the season on a strong note.

Mr G S Tesoriero
2nd XI Coach

2nd XI keep climbing the ladder to be equal 2nd

Third XI: The 3rd XI, playing with their new “one in all in” policy, registered the same old result.  When stuck in a “Groundhog Day” scenario, any novel approach is grasped at much like the passengers on the Titanic might have grasped at their deck chairs.  So, the batting order is now a lottery, and everyone gets a bowl. Shore won the toss and bowled on a greenish deck, but one that was far more welcoming than the potato patch served up at Riverview last week.  Some good early bowling saw the Joeys batters seemingly under control at 3/38 off 10.  But their middle order got their eye in and took full toll in the way Joeys behemoths are known for.  Before we knew it, we had to tighten up to keep the score under 200. When it was our turn the lads couldn’t get going, pinned down by good line and length bowling. Joeys put the cue in the rack and bowled some of their lesser lights, but we proved adept at finding the fielder with our slogs into the deep.  We recovered from an embarrassing 8/35 but still couldn’t last the distance.

Mr R J Ward
Third XI Coach

Fourth XI: A glorious Saturday greeted the Toadies as they looked to defend ‘The Bridge’ against our old foe St Joseph’s College. Winning the toss, Shore chose to bat on what looked like a belter of a wicket. William Scott-Mackenzie made his Toadies debut due to a rest week in the 16As, and after a little scare first ball, proceeded to show how effective a solid technique and patient shot selection can be, going on to score 53, not out. Sam Andrew also maintained his fine form this season, hitting 41 before skying one to end a 70-run partnership between him and Scott-Mackenzie. A few lusty blows from Sam Lewarne-Dale (16) towards the back end of the innings meant Shore had set a very defendable total of 152 off 20 overs.

With last term’s heavy loss to Joeys still in the back of mind, Shore was keen to seek revenge, and with runs on the board, were confident they would be able to defend a solid first innings total. Shore was off to a good start with Cal Forster being rewarded for strong line and length by snaring one of their openers, before Scott-Mackenzie had the ball absolutely hooping away from the right-handers. Scott-Mackenzie was beating the bat almost every ball before finally snaring the outside edge, resulting in Tom Santow diving full stretch to his left in the cordon to take a spectacular, one-handed grab, leaving everyone speechless before the cheers went up. A steady flow of wickets meant Joeys was in all sorts of trouble heading in to drinks at 5/58, needing 100 runs in the final ten overs for victory.

Unfortunately, it appears Joeys may have reversed their batting order on us, meaning when they came back out after drinks, the tempo of the innings changed dramatically with Shore unable to bring any further breakthroughs, and the Joeys’ batsmen seemingly hitting boundaries at will, which saw them chase down the remaining runs for the loss of only one more wicket with three overs still remaining. It was a valiant effort from our boys considering we only had eight players in the field, but unfortunately, it just presented too many gaps for the opposition batsmen to find. Nonetheless the boys are very confident they’ve improved their skills enough to defend The Bridge for one last time this season, in our final fixture against SBHS on Northbridge F at 1.30pm.

Mr N A Trumbull
Fourth XI Coach

16A: Shore won the toss and elected to bad, which proved to be a good decision as Shore got off to a slow but solid start. Openers Josh Evans (36) and Gus Manchee (17) set a solid platform for the middle order to work with. Shore’s middle order struggled to form any partnerships however, a late partnership and some good shot selection from Neo Presley (42*) and Hugh Reardon (24) saw Shore set a respectable total of 147 after the 32 overs. Shore got off to a poor start with the ball, allowing Joeys to gain momentum and build a strong opening partnership of 71. Going into the drinks break, the Shore side looked depleted and lacked motivation. After the drinks break Will Penney (2/22) and Max Brownie (1/20) provided some resistance with the ball and kept Shore in the fight. Mature batting from the Joey’s Batsmen saw them cruise past the total after 27 overs.

Alex Robinson
16A Coach

15A: Shore 15As returned to home turf at Northbridge, hoping to continue their winning streak. Shore won the toss and chose to bat first. Stian Constable and Daniel Harvey opened the batting, and created a solid start before Harvey was dismissed prior to the drinks break. Constable continued to play smart cricket shots and hit the gaps when SJC missed their line or length. He fell for a very well-earned 70. Stewart Hurt (34*) and Andrew Milton (11*) finished the innings with great running between the drinks and putting away of a bad ball to set SJC 175 to win which was a very competitive total. Nick Yates opened the bowling innings for Shore and bowled good lines and lengths with hardly any loose deliveries. He ended up with figures of 2/21 off his six overs. Another couple of standout bowling displays were from Constable and Hurt who worked in a partnership to tie down the opposition. Hurt finished on 1/20 and Constable on 2/16. Julian Harrison finished the bowling by picking up two wickets in his four overs. Shore 15As should be very happy with their performance and with only one game to go, they set themselves up very well to finish the season with a win. Shore 15As are currently nine wins from 13 games and will be looking to make it ten wins for the season, making it a very successful season for the boys.

Saskia Horley
15A Coach

15B: The 15Bs improved from last week to put in a competitive performance against Joeys. Shore lost the toss again and bowled first. Ollie Doy and Oscar Finlay formed a good opening partnership, but the Joeys openers saw them out. Harry Lyons and Charlie Ryan bowled well too, but the breakthrough didn’t come until just before drinks, with Lachie Richards making a quick stumping off Rory Keeler’s bowling. The wickets fell faster after drinks, with Keeler ending up with three wickets for 24 runs and Joe Stephens – at one point on a hat-trick – with two for 14. Joeys’ tail did well though, and they were able to post a strong score of 140. The Shore opening batsmen lost their wickets early in the innings, but Ryan looked to steady the ship with some big hitting, ending with a score of 41 runs. Richards did well to score 15 runs after keeping all afternoon, but unfortunately, Shore was only able to score a total of 102 runs, falling short of Joeys’ total.

Mr A N Mason-Jones
15B Coach

15C: Against their most challenging opponent yet, Shore lost the toss and was sent into bowl first, hoping to restrict Knox to a manageable score. Knox started their innings strong, with the opening batsmen dominating the Shore bowlers immediately. Shore managed to get a breakthrough when pacer Malachi Warner took the wicket of the Knox opener to stop the partnership, followed by Tom A securing a wicket late in the innings. However, this didn’t deter Knox as their middle-order batsmen continued to play attacking cricket and set a very impressive total of 193. Shore then faced a daunting task after being sent into bat. Tom Munn and Harry Edmunds showed resistance with 15 and 18 runs each. However, a very strong bowling and fielding performance from Knox saw Shore dismissed for 84 runs. 

Angus Fisher and Angus Gill
15C Coaches

14A: The Shore boys returned to Northbridge for what could be their final home game of the year. Coming up against the form team of the competition in St Joseph’s College, the 14A’s knew it would be a tough match. With Joeys winning the toss and electing to bowl first, the batters had the opportunity to lay the foundation and set a good platform for the game. The opening pairing of Lachlan Boys and Thomas Hamilton showed their class as they rotated the strike and played calmly and in control. Joeys bowlers put the ball on a dime and started to slowly restrict the run rate back to two runs an over. As the pressure mounted, wickets fell and Aidan Kurtis found himself trying to settle the ship. James Mathur and Jude Terry showed true resilience and grit to get the runs to a defendable total of 84 at the end of the 32 overs. Joeys started their innings well with a strong opening partnership, having the total already in their sights. Hugo Dunn and Terry took a crucial wicket each to keep the game in the balance. A strong batting performance from the Joeys top order batsmen started to swing the momentum in favour for the boys from Hunters Hill. Kurtis took two late wickets, however, Joeys managed to get the winning runs in the 24th over.

Mr J Murphy
14A Coach

14B: Shore bowled well early on and created chances that we were unable to capitalise upon. Sundries pushed out the total beyond a chasable target.

Mr M D Webster
14B Coach

14C: Shore played a Joeys outfit who made a statement early with the bat and put our opening bowlers under pressure. The runs were coming quickly until Oliver Dorney stopped things with a lovely outswinger that saw Shore take back control of the game. Joeys would lift again, scoring runs at will until Liam Burtonclay took two wickets in one over to stall the Joey onslaught. Joeys were all out for a total of 127. Shore was up for the challenge and had been focusing on their batting and running between the wickets all week at training. Unfortunately, as in previous weeks, our hard work at training didn’t transfer to Saturday’s game. Shore again struggled to find runs and stiffened at Joeys bowling attack, playing safely and trying to preserve wickets. Alistair Nieland had a successful innings with 23* but even his efforts could not get shore over the line, and they were all out for 76.

Mr C D Burke
14C Coach

13A: St Joseph’s won the toss and elected to bat on a good-looking wicket that would play evenly all morning. Shore bowled very well in the first session of 16 overs, restricting the opposition to 5/37, a tremendous effort. St Joseph’s were steady in the second session but were eventually bowled out for 83, Jack Courtenay snaring 2/7 and Ed Godfrey was extremely economical, finishing with 1-2 from four overs. Shore once again bowled all 11 players, with wickets being taken by nine different bowlers. Shore began the run-chase horribly, falling to a team hat-trick on the 7th ball of their inning to be 3/1. Nonetheless, Ollie Buckley and Charlie Bassingthwaighte steadied the ship to steer Shore into drinks at 3/42. They put on a 51-run partnership until disaster struck again, Shore losing 2 consecutive wickets to be 5/52. From here on, they were rarely troubled, clocking up 36 runs in the next 4.3 overs for the loss of one wicket, finishing at 6/88 with 7.3 overs to spare. Oscar Buckley (22n.o.), Ollie Buckley (20) and Bassingthwaighte, Toby Smith (both 14) were superb and gritty after Shore’s shaky start.

Mr B N Morris
13A Coach

13B: The Bs finally won the toss in their match against St Joseph’s College back at home and elected to bat. The top order set a positive platform (Zach France 15 and Hugh Campbell 21) before the middle order exploded with Josh Cawood (42*), Xavier Simmonds (31*) and William Hadfield (28*) scoring runs for fun and all retiring not-out. The tail was wagging and Harry Ferguson also cashed in, scoring a gritty 28, being supported by the lower order. At the change of innings, the team set an intimidating target of 240 which proved too much for the Joey’s team. Needing a run-rate of 7.5, the opposition’s top order came out swinging, but some accurate bowling from the openers left them 4/18 after four overs (Max Cawood 3/13 and Archie Watson 1/4). Everything was going right, as seen by an almighty catch from Campbell as he was almost horizontal diving over the pitch. The change bowlers continued to run rampage as Billy Sorensen and Harry Ferguson both picked up two. With some unrelenting line and length, the 13Bs secured the victory, bowling out the opposition for 30. The boys enjoyed another great day out playing Cricket with their mates and were looking forward to the Year 7 barbecue at Northbridge on Saturday night, with many opting to stay and watch the 13As and the 1sts before the event.

Mr H J Guest
13B Coach

13C: Shore’s unbeaten season came to an end on Saturday after being beaten by a strong Knox team. Shore won the toss and decided to bat but unfortunately, Shore couldn’t continue the fine batting form it has shown this season and were bowled out for 54. Despite the strong bowling from Shore and in particular Ryan Leckie and James McGuiness, Knox were able to reach the required total in just over 15 overs.

Mr S Chapman
13C Coach

13D: In the fifth match of the season, the 13Ds and Knox 13D XI faced off on the cricket field. After winning the coin toss and electing to bat first, Shore displayed great effort. Shore’s batting was particularly impressive, with Lachlan Ward (25), Alexander Merrin (25), Claude Fox (29), and Archer Prowse (29) all retiring after individual displays of top-notch batting. With a strong total of 178, Shore dominated the first innings. Knox began their second innings chase, but unfortunately lost wickets early on. Shore’s impressive bowling, led by Dash Vonwiller (3/1), Sid Shoemark (2/8), and Claude Fox (2/5), saw Knox bowled out for only 65 runs. Overall, it was an exciting match, with Shore delivering the most dominant performance of the season thus far. Fox’s impressive 29 at bat and 2/5 record, along with his four catches, were the highlights of the game, consequently seeing him earn player of the match for the second week in a row. The 13Ds XI’s perfect record of five wins out of five matches speaks to their undeniable skill and determination. Five from five!

Mr C R Tyson
13D Coach

13E: Injuries and illnesses saw Shore heading into their away game at Cranbrook down to only eight players, however, this didn’t hurt their spirits as the 13E’s were enthusiastic and ready to go. Having once again lost the toss and being sent out to bowl, opening bowlers Thomas Mann and Joshua Neiland were persistent in their line and length. However, the lack of fielders hurt the Shore outfit on what was already a small ground, resulting in runs leaking and the opposing openers making an extremely strong opening stand. Harry Ross was able to eventually make the breakthrough, however, it was not enough to hold Cranbrook back as they were able to post an impressive total of 111. Similar to the first innings, Shore once again found themselves outclassed by a better team, with two wickets coming from the opening over of their innings. However, Shore never gave up, with Nathan Klante scoring an impressive 24 with six fours, as well as late cameos from Ross, who scored the first six of the season, and Joshua Nieland, who hit a ramp shot for four. Shore ended their innings 7/48 with reduced batsmen. As the 13Es head into their final game of the season, they look to continue their improvement with the bat and ball and hopefully get a good result against a more evenly matched opposition.

Tom Marshall and Nick Griffiths
13E Coaches

Player of the Week Nominations:

1. First XI – Ben Hocking 4/19 and Hugo Orpin 51

2. Second XI – William Kowalski 80 from 94 balls

3. Third XI – Digby Hockey 2/21 and 16 runs

4. Fourth XI – William Scott-Mackenzie (53 not out and 2/15)

5. 16A – Neo Presley 42*

6. 15A – Stian Constable 70 runs and 2/16 off 6 overs

7. 15B – Charlie Ryan (41 runs)

8. 15C – Tom Atkin 10* and 1/26

9. 14A – Aiden Kurtis 25 and 2/2

10. 14B – Ryan Doherty for the best wicketless over of the season

11. 14C – Alistair Nieland 23*

12. 13A – Eddie Godfrey 1/2 from 4 overs

13. 13B – Josh Cawood 42*and Xavier Simmonds 31* and 1/4

14. 13C – James McCowan 11

15. 13D – Claude Fox 29, 2/5 and 4 catches

16. 13E – Nathan Klante 24

Player of the Week: William Kowalski – 80 runs from 94 balls

TeamResult
First XIWinShore 9/138 (H Orpin 51, T Robinson 45) defeated SJC 10/101 (B Hocking 4/19, S Walton 3/15)
Second XIWinShore 9/249 (50.0) defeated SJC 10/193 (45.1) (O Everett 33 (42), W Kowalski 80 (94), F Pandit 23 (40), B Kwan 34 (41), J Mott 2/41 (8), T Ogg 3/33 (10), M Melville 2/49 (9))
Third XILossShore 10/74 defeated by SJC 7/193 (D Hockey 2/21, K Featherstone 2/35)
Fourth XILossShore 6/152 (W Scott-Mackenzie 53*, S Andrew 41) defeated by SJC 6/155 (W Scott-Mackenzie 2/15, F Baxter 2/31, C Forster 2/34)
16ALossShore 7/147 (N Presley 42*, J Evans 36) defeated by SJC 3/148 (W Penney 2/22, M Brownie 1/20)
15AWinShore 4/174 (S Constable 70, S Hurt 34*) defeated SJC 7/138 (S Constable 2/16, J Harrison 2/20)
15BLossShore 10/102 (C Ryan 41) defeated by SJC 10/140 (R Keeler 3/24, J Stephens 2/14)
15CLossShore 84 defeated by KGS 2/193
14ALossShore 8/84 (A Kurtis 25) defeated by SJC 4/85 (A Kurtis 2/2)
14BLossShore 9/92 defeated by SJC 10/179 (T Penney 3/20, H Lloyd 2/11, T Gocher 2/7)
14CWinShore 9/76 Alistair Nieland 23 n.o. defeated by SJC 7/127
13AWinShore 6/88 (O Buckley 22 n.o., O Buckley 20) defeated SJC 10/83 (J Courtenay 2/7, E Godfrey 1/2)
13BWinShore 7/240 (J Cawood 42*, X Simmonds 31*, W Hadfield 28*) defeated SJC 10/30 (M Cawood 3/13, H Ferguson, 2/2, B Sorensen 2/3)
13CLossShore 10/54 all out (J McCowan 11) defeated by KGS 5/58 (R Leckie 2/10)
13DWinShore 5/178 (C Fox 29, A Prowse 29) defeated KGS 10/65 (C Fox 2/5)
13ELossShore 7/48 (N Klante 24, H Ross 11) defeated by Cranbrook 1/111 (H Ross 1/13)
Rowing Report

Rowing Report

GPS 3 and SGHS Regatta

Last weekend, our junior fleet went into battle in Canada Bay to compete in the GPS Junior regatta No. 3. It was a great day for our junior shed, recording many great performances. Our Year 8 quads had a very impressive day recording five wins and a third place. That performance sets them up for a great final weekend of racing in GPS junior No.4. 

Some highlights of the day included the very strong performance by our Year 8 6th quad of Oli Gee, Will Atkinson, Finn Herald, Max Riddell and Harry Parry Okeden and our Year 8 5th quad of Max Warnes, Scott Robson, Xavier Coker, Oli Koch and Dom Walker recording massive margins in their two races (combined it added up to over 34 seconds). Our Year 9 1st quad continued their run of thrilling finishes, finishing over the top of the St Josephs combination by .79 of a second. 

The Year 9 quads continued the trend and recorded a very impressive four wins, a second and two third places from their seven starts. It has been really encouraging to see the continued form of these crews despite having regular shuffles due to injury/illness and other commitments especially the mighty 3rd and 4th Quad who have gone through the majority of the racing season undefeated. The 4th quad lead by Alex Rogan have been able to dispatch their opposition whilst the Hamish Gilligan stroked 3rd quad has done the same. Really great racing coming from these boys. 

Our Year 10 VIII’s didn’t compete on Saturday, instead used the time to prepare for the upcoming Head of the River.   

Our Senior crews travelled to Penrith to compete in the Sydney Girls High School regatta,  This regatta was not part of our normal regatta program but with the inclusion of schoolboy events it was a great opportunity to come down the Head of the River track. Our GPS IV’s got the day underway with some very strong racing occurring.  A highlight of the regatta was the very brave race from the 1st IV that found themselves trailing the Riverview crew by just over 2 seconds. With some true grit, they were able to wind in the leading boat to claim a great confidence-boosting result. 

The 1st and 2nd VIII both competed next with the 2nd VIII re-engaging their ongoing rivalry with the Riverview crew. The boys showed great composure to finish in 2nd place, three seconds ahead of the St Josephs combination.  The 1st VIII came down the track to finish the regatta, with a strong showing in the final, the crew had to settle for second just under a length back from St Josephs.  

Mr G Bates
MIC Rowing

Surf Life Saving Report

Juniors – Years 7 and 8

The water was warm with clean waves on Saturday.  The nippers set up on the beach north of the lifeguard hut.  After a short warm-up run, the nippers conducted an Ironman race (board – run – swim – run).

Following the Ironman race, the boys worked on their surf skills with a series of ins and outs. The session finished with a body surf in the flags.

Ironman Race results:

1stNoah McLaren
2ndXavier du Vernet
3rdHamish Cleland
4thAlby Jackson
5thWill Hoy
6thTristan Rowe
Junior Iron Man Winners

Intermediates – Years 9 and 10

The Year 9 and 10 group have continued to develop their water competency, both swimming and on boards. Outstanding ocean conditions for both weekday training and Saturday SLS have afforded the boys plenty of opportunities to work on their paddling and wave-catching skills, and all have shown significant improvement in their paddling endurance and control recently. After a practice Ironman race, board relays and a swim event, the boys enjoyed some time in an ‘expression session’ on the Club’s new body boards. The boys were scored by coaches on their wave selection, length of ride and tricks. There were even some completed barrels from boys in the Long Reef shorebreak.

Seniors – Years 11 and 12

With near-perfect water conditions, the Seniors enjoyed a long paddle out to Butterbox Reef on the southern side of Long Reef Headland. There they found a small clean wave to practice their board skills, unimpeded by other ocean users. This session ended with a board paddle race of over 500m back to the main beach. The boys also competed in a long beach run and swim event.

The following results were recorded, including an update on the current Patrol Team Competition, which will culminate in next Saturday’s final SLS session:

Board paddle from ButterboxLong Beach RunSwimPatrol Team Competition update
1stDuncan CowanCharlie MichelDuncan CowanPatrol 1: 33pts
2ndJasper KrawchukMatthew LotzOllie HurtPatrol 2: 28 pts
3rdIsaac EdwardsBrodie WatersJosh ClaytonPatrol 2: 27 pts
4thJack PollittHenry BlooreCharlie MichelPatrol 4: 24 pts
5thCharlie MichelLachlan ChappellHenry Bloore
6thRory CopeCharlie DaleLachlan Chappell
Senior Patrol
Anderson and Brewer patrolling the beach

Date to note:

Saturday 18 March – Final patrol and last day of SLS. Barbecue and awards. Parents welcome for presentation of awards.

Nippers 10.15am

Intermediates 10.45am

Seniors 12.30pm

Mr G Jones
Acting MIC Surf Life Saving

Surfing Report

On Saturday, the annual ‘Battle of the Boards’ tag-team surfing competition against Knox Grammar School was held at Long Reef.  The surf conditions were good, with clean hollow waves offering good scoring opportunities. Both schools had three teams of five surfers. Each team had 60 minutes for each surfer to catch two waves – with the second wave for each surfer doubled (power wave).

The Shore ‘A’ team of Will Hoy, Duncan Cowan, Sam Davis, Lachie Warner and Morgan Elvy surfed well and were the first team to finish securing four bonus points. But they were no match for the Knox ‘A’ team, who put together a polished display of team surfing.

The Shore B and C teams gained valuable experience in surfing under time pressure. For many of these boys, this was their first experience in a tag-team format.

The final scores for the day were:

TeamSurfersTotal Points
1stKnox AWill Reid, Jasper Derwent, Tyler Nunan, Finn Walker, Harry Gordon76.3
2ndShore AWill Hoy, Duncan Cowan, Sam Davis, Lachie Warner, Morgan Elvy60.3
3rdKnox CJesse Wilson, Lachlan Terry, Luke Swemmer, Oscar Fairfax
Cedar Robinson
46.8
4thKnox BByron Wilson, James Moore, Tom Batchelor, Ewan Stevenson, Lochlan Stevenson46.1
5thShore BJohn Rajaratnam, Nathan Stanmore, Ben Jones, Noah Kordek, Ollie Roxburgh35.7
6thShore CHamish Warden, Jai Van Hamburg, Harry Murdoch-Tilmouth, Hamish Cleland, Isaac Edwards25

Final point score:

Knox 169.2 defeated Shore 121.

Mr J McClelland
MIC Surfing

Tennis Report

Tennis Report

Week 6 vs St Joseph’s College

1sts

The Shore 1st tennis team pulled off a stunning upset against the previously undefeated number-one team in the competition, St. Joseph’s College. In a closely contested match, Shore emerged victorious with a final score of 5-4.

One of the standout performances of the match was by Sam Wensley and Oliver Wilcox, who displayed an incredible level of doubles tennis. Although they narrowly lost their match, their performance was praised by both teammates and spectators alike.

Another player who shone in the match was Zachary Little, who made an amazing comeback after losing the first set. He fought hard and managed to win the second set 7-5, before dominating in the final set with a 6-1 win. Joshua Powell also had an impressive performance, winning his match in the third set after a long and gruelling game.

The coaches are extremely proud of their unwavering commitment to executing the game plans and unrelenting efforts to secure the victory. This season has been nothing short of fantastic, and with one match left, the team hopes to finish on a high note.

2nds

A convincing win last week gave the seconds confidence and momentum coming into a hard fixture against Joeys. A great start to the doubles gave Shore a 2-1 lead with both Connor Fung/ Chris Mathur and Matt Hogg/Jimmy Nicholas winning their doubles in straight sets. A convincing start to the singles from Jimmy Nicholas’ 6-0 6-1 win gave the seconds an upper hand. However, Joey’s singles performance matched shores. With a 3-3 draw in singles, wins from both Harper Cunningham (6-4 6-1) and Matt Hogg (6-3 6-4) lead to an overall 5-4 win for Shore. A strong performance that the boys should be proud of against a high-performing Joeys side.

Under 15s

The Under 15s played phenomenally in their match-up against Joeys on Saturday, not dropping a single match. In the As, Oliver De Kock won his singles match with an impressive score of 6-2, showcasing his remarkable skills and control over the game. Throughout the match, Oliver demonstrated excellent technique and a keen eye for reading his opponent’s moves, which helped him to stay ahead of the game. Alex Taubman also played incredibly well, winning his matches 6-2 and 6-0. He showed exceptional speed and agility on the court, swiftly maneuvering around his opponent and making quick, decisive shots. Jayden’s serves were particularly impressive, consistently hitting the mark and putting his opponent on the defensive.

Finally, Conrad Lo delivered a dominant performance, winning his match 6-0. His fierce serves and powerful ground strokes kept his opponent on the back foot throughout the match. Conrad Lo was focused, and he maintained his momentum from start to finish.

Overall, these three players displayed exceptional skills and sportsmanship on the court, earning them well-deserved victories. Their impressive performances are a testament to their dedication to the game and their commitment to constantly improving their skills. Congratulations to them and the whole Under 15s squad.

Under 14s

On March 11, the U14s faced up against St Josephs College. It was a difficult match up as due to our multitude of players, our Cs and Ds versed their As and Bs, and they put up an amazing fight, gaining four wins for both teams. These teams deserve a huge congratulations! Although the As and Bs had to play against each other through internal matches, that didn’t stop them from giving their all, with the match between Jack and Ed being a stunning performance by both players, eventually ending with a win for Ed. All round a congratulations to the boys this week, and good luck for next Saturday!

Shore Tennis Results Win/Loss in rubbers (matches)
Age GroupU13sU14sU15sU16sOpens2nds1sts
Week 6 results (W/L)15-98-424-022-2 7-175-45-4

Mr J Straney
MIC Tennis

U15s at Joeys
U15s at Joeys
Firsts at Northbridge
Firsts at Northbridge

Water Polo Match Report

Firsts

Last Saturday’s game against Joeys marked the final game of the GPS Water Polo season for the Shore boys, for seven of whom, it would be their last game in the blue and white. Additionally, with premiership hopes on the line, and a vocal shore crowd quickly gathering, the pressure was at an all-time high. Previous matchups with Joeys this season had seen mixed results, and the boys knew they would have to overcome the strength and physicality of the Joeys’ side with swimming speed and tactical play to secure a win.

The Shore side rose to the occasion and was locked in from the minute they set foot in the RAI Grant centre, executing a focused warmup, and discussing some late tactical adjustments. The increased focus and drive of the boys was immediately apparent, beginning the game with a high intensity that had been lacking in previous games. Having experienced the offensive dominance of Zac Izzard and Harry Underhill in previous games, the Joeys’ side came out with a stifling ‘press’ defence designed to limit the offensive impact of these two players. However, Charlie Bowditch, in centre-forward capitalised on the opportunity this left him, proving far too strong for his Joeys counterpart and out-muscling his way to two powerful backhand goals. Despite heavy defensive pressure, a great shot from Zac Izzard saw him find the back of the net putting shore up 3-1. Although a late first quarter resurgence from the Joeys’ side saw them fight their way back into the game through some accurate shooting, ending the quarter tied 3-3.

The tied score did nothing to dissipate the intense atmosphere of the game, whilst a severe nosebleed saw Charlie Ashton temporarily sidelined, with Calvin Shortus and Jett Semmens filling the centre-back role admirably in his absence. The second quarter saw a defensive lockdown from the Shore side aided by another standout performance from Tom Serhan in the cage, pushing through a strained MCL so he could play his final game of school water polo and help secure the win. With 0 goals allowed, and plenty of turnovers forced, Shore was able to generate some quick offense through counterattacks, notably featuring two goals from Jett Semmens on the wing, as well as a third goal from Charlie Bowditch and second from Zac Izzard. After scoring four unanswered goals, Shore finished the first half with a sizeable lead, up 7-3.

A motivational half-time speech from Harry Underhill, saw him encourage the boys not to lose focus now that they were up, and to maintain the level of intensity that had put them in the lead. After such a dominant showing from Charlie Bowditch in the first half, the Joeys’ side once more reoriented their defence, opting for a zone defence to limit his effectiveness in the middle. As a result, Jett Semmens and Zac Izzard were both able to score their third goal of the game, yet the team failed to capitalise on several extra-man opportunities generated by Harry Underhill’s repeated drives, finishing the quarter up 9-5.

The Joeys’ side rebounded brilliantly in the 4th quarter scoring two quick goals to put themselves within striking distance of victory, now down just 9-7. To the crowd of students and parents, it appeared that Joeys might have stolen the momentum of the game, but the Shore side proved resilient, and driven by an intense desire to win it all, refused to let the game slip away from them. A fourth goal from Zac Izzard and a breakaway goal from Koby Smith saw the Shore 1sts re-establish their earlier lead, 11-7. After Koby Smith drew a penalty, captain Harry Underhill took the final shot of the game, successfully converting the penalty and giving Shore the victory 12-7, a fitting end to his six years of brilliant play and leadership in school water polo.

The victory over Joeys saw the Shore firsts walk away as joint premiers with Newington, the first water polo premiership in the School’s (admittedly rather short) history in the firsts division. The remarkable achievement was well recognised by the crowd, and is testament to the remarkable team that has developed in the water polo program over the past six years. Whilst for many of the year 12s, this final game marked a sad schooling milestone, this impressive premiership helped offset that with a sense of pride in what the boys have achieved this year.

C Ashton
Firsts Player

Top image credit: 1sts after the win against Joeys

15As

The final game for the 15s this season was an exciting goal-for-goal match against Joeys. Goalkeeper Derby Turner was outstanding, putting everything he learned this season to good use, saving numerous attempts from some strong Joeys players. The first quarter saw Lachie Hughes and Thomas Larcombe score a goal each, but we were down 3 – 2 at quarter time. In the 2nd quarter, Lachie scored again, balancing the scoreboard, and the boys managed to keep it that way until half time. Ashton Turner-Smith scored in the 3rd quarter, with another goal scored by Joeys – now 4 – 4! Finally, the last quarter came, with numerous shots and near misses made by both teams. In the final minute, Harry Clough scored a much-needed goal to put Shore up 5 – 4, and the boys brought home the win! Great season 15’s!

Ms Camden
15As Coach

Koby Smith

Results:
Saturday 11 March 2023

TeamOpponentResultScoreGoals
FirstsJoeysWin12-7J Semmens 3, K Smith, H Underhill,
C Bowditch 3, Z Izzard 4
SecondsJoeysWin8-5F Baxter 3, H Stiel, Z Warden 3,
O Mezrani
ThirdsJoeysWin13-3A Dowling 7, L Cathles 3, O Danks 3
FourthsJoeysLoss9-11F Loxton, A Dowling 4, H Twyman,
C Hawkins, O Danks 2
16AsJoeysWin10-2C Kovacs 2, A Stock 3, L Ellis,
T Larcombe 3, H Pollitt
16BsJoeysWin4-3D Lord, J Allen, J Pridmore, S Hassall
15AsJoeysWin5-4H Clough, L Hughes 2, T Larcombe,
A Turner-Smith
14AsJoeysWin17-3C Semmens 2, J Jagger 2, L Larcombe,
A Lawry 7, G Kennedy 2, T Milcz,
H Stewart 2
14BsJoeysWin9-3G Pritchard 4, K Austin 2, C Griffin,
J Massey 2
13AsJoeysWin10-0H Lord 3, J Gilligan, E Bruce,
S Bull, H Frape 2, W Pellow, J Tighe
13BsReddamLoss3-8C Couch 2, F MacIntosh

Miss Z H Dowdell
MIC Water Polo

Holtermann Columns

Opens Basketball Report

SHORE VS JOEYS (11 March)

Thomas Graetz

This week’s matchup was the last home game at the RAI Grant Center for many of the senior boys, including Brandon Salis, Thomas Graetz, Joslin Barnes, Sam Guild, James McCreery, Jimmy Dougherty and Stef Petrellis in the 1sts, and Luke Wendt and Josh Ashton in the 2nds.

The 2nds proved to be an incredible game, with both teams competing on every possession. Joeys were able to open up a double digit lead after half time, and were looking like a possible upset win over the third place Shore team. However, our boys showed great fighting spirit, and were able to claw back the lead and forced the game into overtime through some great shooting and strong plays inside from Luke Wendt and Josh Ashton.

Overtime again proved to be a see-saw affair, with both teams trading baskets and neither team able to pull away. Nick Riley always looked dangerous in offence, drawing the attention of the Joey’s defenders, and Nic Wendt hit a massive 3 pointer to tie up the match. The game came down to the final two possessions, both teams defending desperately, and the match remained tied forcing a double-overtime!

The second overtime was a great spectacle, with James Boyd, Nic Wendt, Ben Barry and Ben Murray stepping-up big time, hitting some massive baskets to the delight of the crowd. Overall, the Shore boys’ defensive intensity, team play and strong work ethic enabled Shore to pull away, coming out winners 87-78. Luke Wendt led all scorers with 23 points in a memorable last home game for our boys.

The 1sts were coming off a massive overtime GPS-classic game against Riverview last week (see report below) and keen to earn a win in the last-ever home game for many of the team. The boys enjoyed a run through the tunnel to start the match, as well as great support from the crowd, making for some great memories for the team.

Shore started strongly, playing tough defence, restricting Joey’s offence and forcing turnovers. Shore was able to break down Joey’s defence and score in the paint, opening up a commanding 23 point lead by half time.

The whole team competed strongly from the opening tip-off, enabling Shore to run out eventual winners 78-54. James McCreery and Sam Guild rebounded strongly, limiting Joey’s opportunity for second chance points and earning easy points for Shore. Julian Reynolds showed great court awareness in notching up 9 rebounds, and Jimmy Dougherty, Stef Petrellis, and Oscar D’Almeida brought great energy off the bench. Joslin Barnes continued his scoring streak with 18 points, with Brandon Salis (13 points and 4 assists), Sam Guild (12 points and 9 rebounds) and Thomas Graetz (11 points and 3 steals) all finishing in double digits in what was a strong performance from the entire team.

SHORE VS RIVERVIEW (4 March)

Last week, the boys faced a challenging matchup at Riverview’s renowned homecourt, notorious for its packed stands and boisterous support from students and the crowd. The Riverview crowd was well matched by our own Shore cheer squad, which made for an outstanding atmosphere and brought out the best in both teams. The 1sts were playing with just 8 players due to injuries to Oscar D’Almeida (Year 10) and Tom Latimer (Year 11). Our boys brought big time game energy, attacking efficiently and scoring quick points in transition, contributing to a competitive run that stunned the defence and fuelled an incredible first half of basketball. As the game progressed, Riverview’s formidable shooting abilities

enabled them to claw back Shore’s lead, resulting in a nail-biter that demanded the utmost concentration from our boys throughout. The game came down to the final possession, with Shore leading by 3 points with just seconds remaining.

Riverview called time out, aiming to draw up an inbounds play for a 3-pointer to tie the game. Shore defended well, disrupting the play and forcing a tough shot that missed. The long rebound resulted in a desperate scramble for the ball, which fell into the hands of Riverview, enabling a desperate last second 3-point shot that found the bottom of the net and tied the game, forcing overtime. Despite their best efforts, the Shore boys were unable to maintain their momentum, ultimately going down 87-91.

Our team played their hearts out until the last whistle, and everyone can be proud of their efforts. James McCreery (Year 12) and Sam Guild (Year 12) rebounded strongly and were a force in the paint. Julian Reynolds (Year 11) and Jimmy Dougherty (Year 12) provided their usual outside shooting threat, and Stef Petrellis (Year 12) added a spark and quick points off the bench. Joslin Barnes (Year 12) led all scorers with 22 points with Brandon Salis and Thomas Graetz (Year 12) followed closely with 17 points each. The game will be remembered as a GPS classic with high standard play offensively and defensively and an electrifying atmosphere. Overall, the energy and pressure applied by both teams would not have been possible without the support of the countless boys on the sidelines, cheering and chanting until the very end, making it a memorable game to look back on for years to come.

The 2nds faced a similarly competitive matchup, putting pressure on Riverview’s forces and purposefully applying themselves on both ends of the court. Despite fighting until the end and maintaining a relatively short point difference throughout the game, the boys eventually weren’t able to establish a lead in the 2nd half, falling short to a 52-75 deficit. Josh Ashton (Year 12) and James Boyd (Year 11) applied great intensity on court, with Ben Barry (Year 11) leading all scorers with 12 points. It was a valiant effort from both teams, and they can be proud of the heart and determination they showed on the court.

Photos by George Davis (Year 12)

Behind the Scenes

Inside the SWR

P. P. Zhang

MUCH OF HOLTERMAN’S COLUMN AUDIENCE, IN PARTICULAR YOUNGER READERS, MAY BE CURIOUS AND UNAWARE OF THE PROCESS BEHIND PUBLICATIONS THAT HAPPENS EVERY WEEK. This article takes a look into the work that goes on behind-the-scenes to ensure consistent, quality journalism. The publication, available each week, is composed of two parts: the student journalism known as the Holtermann Columns, and articles and notices from the School. With regard to the former, it all starts with the creativity and genius of individual writers. The specific crafting of an article varies from person to person, as well as section to section.

Personally, during the week, I keep an eye out for interesting news stories or topics I’m passionate about, to get a broad idea of what I want to write about. In the Holtermann Columns, there are three main sections: Insights (international current affairs that traditional newspapers would cover), Sport (sport-specific news, usually centred around Australia), and Shore News (everything that happens concerning and within the school). Special section editors ensure that there exists at least one article per week in their respective sections. Apart from this, the Editor and Secretary, Justin Gao and James McCreery respectively, write weekly for the ‘Editorial’ and ‘Secretarial’ sections located at the beginning of each Holtermann Columns. Overall, the Senior Committee is composed of around ten to fifteen Year 12s, who all contribute to the Holtermann Columns (to a varying degree).

Outside of the Senior Committee, junior writers also often feature in the Holtermann’s Columns. Their writing process is likely similar, with the main difference being mostly independent journalism, which is submitted to the Editor or Secretary upon completion. There is no quota or restriction on who can write, so if you’re an aspiring young writer keen to try your hand at journalistic writing, feel free to type something up and send it through. Publications also can include ‘creative spotlights’, which come in the form of comics, poems, and so on, as well as fun activities such as crossword puzzles.

You may have noticed that there’s usually a lag of about a week from your traditional news sources reporting on current affairs, and that of the Holtermann Columns. This is due to the extensive work that occurs to ensure the quality of articles is acceptable, as well as holding the general design and aesthetic of the publication to a high standard. Following the submission of articles by the deadline, which is the Sunday night before, the individual articles get proofread multiple times to ensure that they are appropriate, as well as to fix up any spelling or grammar mistakes. When the articles are deemed acceptable, they get passed on to the Graphics Editor, Liam West. Liam formats and compiles all the articles into the layout that you see in hardcopy versions, in addition to choosing a publication and cover design. After this, the finished product is sent to higher-ups, including Dr Mansfield and the Shore Communication Team, who authorise the articles. The Holtermann Columns is then combined with the teacher directed section of Shore Weekly Record, run by the Shore Communications team, and is then printed out into hardcopy form, ready for distribution, as well as uploaded to the website format for electronic viewers.

Each year, in a long standing tradition (as this is the longest running student newspaper in the Southern Hemisphere), the students section of the Shore Weekly Record, which is renamed according to each Senior Committee, (Our’s is Holtermann’s Columns) is composed of different members, with a change in the Senior Committee after Term 2. Additionally, since the newspaper is mostly student run, each new group personalises their legacy through the choice of name and design elements, among other things. All in all, the Shore Weekly Record takes a village to run, but this process has been occurring for decades, cementing the Shore Weekly Record as the longest (and greatest) running form of student journalism in Australia.

Cricket Report

L. A. Hunt – Captain of Cricket

Round 13 1st XI Match Report v St Joseph’s College

Saturday 11th March played at Northbridge A Ground, Northbridge

Shore 9/138 (Hugo Orpin 51, Toby Robinson 45) SJC 10/101 (Ben Hocking 4/19, Sam Walton 3/15)

Coming off a series of agonisingly close losses, that were thrown away by a SHORE side that lacked a sense of desperation and fight, the 1st XI arrived at Northbridge on Saturday with a point to prove. Playing a Joey’s side that was imbued with excitement over a potential grand final match against Kings the following week given they merely ‘beat the 6th place SHORE side’, the SHORE cricketers were keen to disrupt this course and throw the competition off balance. Intending to get runs on the board and put a weak Joey’s batting side under pressure, SHORE won the toss and elected to bat first. However, they underestimated the stickiness and deviation that existed on the A ground wicket, and some consistent bowling from Joeys opening bowlers saw them fall to a devastating 5/22. Although, something was different this week, SHORE understood they had lacked fight and mental strength in the previous weeks and did not want to slip into the soft complacency that they had allowed too often. So, in a 2016 Lebron-like comeback, Hugo Orpin and Toby Robinson, number 6 and 7 batsmen respectfully, revived the SHORE innings from a treacherous position. Some clinical playing of spin and rapid running between the wickets saw the two guide the innings to 114 before Robinson fell for 45, agonisingly short of a deserved 50. His partner, Hugo “Craynos” Orpin was able to make this milestone, scoring his 50 before falling shortly after for 51. The partnership speaks to the mental resilience of each batsmen, to be in such a devastating position at 5/22, only to guide the team to 114 without losing another wicket is a remarkable achievement and both should be commended. After the fall of the two batsmen, SHORE’s lower order successfully battled the entire 50 overs, scraping the side to a more than defendable score of 138.

The bowling innings began well for SHORE, with Tom Fuzes and Sam Walton sharing the new ball between them. Two early wickets from Walton saw Joeys fall to 2/18 before the number 2 and 4 batsmen began to stabilise their innings. As per usual, a remarkably accurate stump to stump bowling spell from Ben Hocking tore apart the opposing side, interrupting the Joeys partnership and taking the side to 4/46. This was supported by some excellent bowling from Josh Constantian, whose around the wicket angle to the left-handed Joeys’ captain was vital in stemming the flow of runs and putting pressure on the batting side. By this point, the game, which coincided with a year 7 orientation event at Northbridge, had drawn in an unusual number of spectators for a cricket game at Northbridge, providing the 1st XI with motivating support. This seemed to spur some exceptional off-spin bowling from Axel Bailey, who appeared to be eager to finish the game early and get home for undisclosed reasons. His consistent lines and difficult pace saw him go for an economy of only one run per over and claim the wicket of the Joeys’ number 7 batsmen. The return of Ben Hocking for his second spell struck fear into a depleted Joeys’ side at 6/86. Hocking bowled 3 batsmen in his second spell, taking his figures for the gamer to 4/19, whilst Walton’s return from the other end claimed the final wicket, taking his figures to 3/15 and seeing SHORE claim an epic victory.

Such an excellent victory was capped off by the fact that it was the year 12s final game at Northbridge. Finishing the final game on Northbridge’s memorable fields on such a high was truly a special moment for the senior players in the team. Thanks must be given to Mr O’Kane and Mr Ticehurst who have catered for the 1st XI at this ground for the entire season and to Mr Wallace and Jack Davis-Rice whose coaching was imperative to SHORE’s victory against the 2nd place Joeys’ side.

Do We Still Have Hope in Ourselves?

The Willow Project

E. O. Milne

Climate change, you’ve heard it all too many times before: “we need to save the planet” we say, “the new generation needs to change the ways of the past.”

And even though we say all that in such a sure manner, we cover up what is underneath the surface – the fact that we are the villains of our own story. How can we be saving ourselves when we are allowing things like this to happen. The Willow Project.

The Willow project is an 8-billion-dollar plan to turn Alaska into an oil drilling station. If it is to get approved, 287 million metric tons of carbon dioxide will be brought into the atmosphere. Not only would this harm a significant percentage of the animals that would be exposed to the gas and oils, but it will make the chances of stopping climate change next to impossible.

So, the president of the United States says that he wants to stop climate change but then his administration proposes ideas like this. It sometimes makes me question what is the point of people like Greta Thunberg, David Attenborough, as well as all other climate activists? If we are just going to take everything they have worked for and ignore it?

Luckily, as I say all of this, there is something getting in the way right now of allowing this project to go forward. Very recently one of the greatest uprisings we have seen in a long time has begun. People on multiple social media platforms have been coming forward and raising awareness of the fact the project is taking place. When I scroll through TikTok and Instagram I cannot get away from the videos. Thankfully, I am not the only person having this brought to my attention, the entire world is beginning to understand what is at stake if we do not say ‘no’.

In under a month from now, over 3 million people will have signed the petition telling the American government that they do not want this project to take place. There is still hope that we can protect ourselves and thrive as a species for centuries to come.

Six Nations Drama

An Update After Round Four

F. A. Loxton

WITH THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE DOMINATING THE INTERNATIONAL RUGBY UNION SCENE, ahead of the World Cup in September, it’s no wonder that this year’s six nations have made for some gripping clashes. In particular, last weekend’s round four saw some telling fixtures, with both struggling and triumphant teams made around the grounds.

In the opening clash of the round, the Welsh faced Italy, with both sides battling to find form and escape the wooden spoon. Starting strongly, Wales established an early lead through the boot of Owen Williams, and backed this up with a try from Rio Dyer. The Italians, however, remained determined, hoping to record their first win of the tournament, with their best opportunity yet against Wales. Amidst a strong effort, a lack of discipline cost the side the match, with two yellow cards and a penalty try allowing Wales their first win. Although a late try made things interesting, the Welsh had too great a margin, perhaps forecasting some promise, as they face a strong French lineup next week.

The most significant match of the round was the England vs France clash at Twickenham, a fixture which has seen England win their last 10 matches. Following the surprise dropping of Marcus Smith earlier in the tournament, the young flyhalf returned to the ten jersey, as Owen Farrell started on the bench. This meant, Ellis Genge had his debut match as captain, having shown consistent form throughout the last few years. However, what was predicted to be a tight England win, was anything but that as France dominated the English from the outset. Thomas Ramos established an early lead of ten points, before Thibaud Flament crashed over to provide the side a seventeen point lead in twenty five minutes. The rest of the first half saw France dominate possession entirely, breaking the English line a concerning amount of times. Whilst Freddie Steward showed some promise early in the second half, the onslaught continued as a further four tries were scored in the final quarter of the match. Overall, England were completely outclassed by the French; as they remain in strong form in the leadup to their home World Cup in September.

In the final match of the round, the world number one Irish team took on Scotland in Edinburgh. Starting strong, Ireland capitalized on an early penalty, establishing a 3-point lead through Johnny Sexton. Although, this was short lived with Huw Jones crashing over, bringing the home fans to their feet. Going into the half, Ireland held a one point lead after a responding try in the 28th minute, and a brilliant backline performance which built on their lead in the second half. Much to the disappointment of the sell out crowd, the game was sealed through a Jack Conan try, confirming the Irish as outright leaders of the six nations, as they look to raise the Triple Crown, with a win over England next Saturday. 

In next week’s final round, the three fixtures look to be interesting, with France facing the struggling Welsh, and England in great position to provide an upset, amidst their troubled form. Scotland also face Italy which should see them finish third on the ladder, a commendable performance considering France and Ireland are first and second in the world rankings. Ultimately the tournament so far has answered many questions for the upcoming rugby world cup, and the tough northern hemisphere matches have provided all six sides with excellent preparation for the biggest tournament in rugby, starting in September.

Futile Fight

The Director’s Bag of Tricks

J. Y. Gao

My visit to the new film installation at the State Gallery had been pushed forward, and what I had planned to be a quiet reflective viewing next to Sydney’s most senior retirees and odd middle-aged artists had become a struggle for peace among chattering cocoons of art nerds too eager to demonstrate their new-found understanding of Jungian symbols and Marxist readings. “Oh, how Jungian. I really feel my subconscious engaging with the colours,” is one of the too many comments I overheard. They fought like gladiators under the imperial ear of the teacher, battling with relative clauses and adverbial phrases to earn a look of recognition, a thumbs-up for their unique insight. Although, unlike gladiators, they never fought for honour or freedom, instead their childish poly-syllabic bickerings were no more than a fight for attention, a way to elevate above the rest, to become the quirky but intensely intellectual one of the group. 

One shot, in particular, caught the attention of several discussion groups. “I really felt the post-colonialist semi-feminist approach to framing the protagonist’s gaze as a way of exploring heritage within the rigid capitalist infrastructure of the contemporary Australian economy.” An adjacent hand was raised with clear intent, “I personally found the eyes to be a semi-abstract non-idealist representation of meta-space and the ability to…”. He was cut off by another student. The conversation continued, navigating its way through a myriad of interpretations and understandings. 

The eyes of the character didn’t represent the economy or the meta-space. I liked the shot, it played its part in the film – it gave the audience a necessary tug, but they were never mentioned in dialogue and appeared for a total screen time of three seconds. And yet everyone noticed them, the change, everyone understood the internal dialogue that had occurred, and, even under the cluster of the abstract and metaphysical bickering, everyone felt the emotional weight behind it. 

Eyes have been exploited by filmmakers since the beginning of the moving picture, and form a fraction of the elaborate network of techniques and law-like conventions used in film to control the audience. They establish empathy between the audience and the character, they efficiently communicate the wants and needs of the character, and they subconsciously inform the emotional reaction, sustain the engagement, and direct the attention of the audience. Though ultimately, these conventions turn disjointed segments of impersonal, third person, 2D footage so unlike our visual experience of the world into an immersive and cohesive experience that is shared and understood by even the most bohemian group of art students. Had James Cameron decided not to include his 13-second aerial swing shot after Rose exclaims “I’m flying, Jack” in Titanic, the signature flying pose would never have reached its global acclaim, and the statement a symbolic statement too insignificant to the plot to remember.

The director’s toolbox, within which they house the myriad of possible configurations of cinema’s various elements, apparently contained a distinctly separate bag of tricks saved purely for audience engagement. ‘Eye candy’ was one such trick: vertical lines like railings, trees or telephone poles are included in the frame solely for their ability to tempt your eyes as they move across the frame. An incongruent cut between two unrelated settings may seem a threat to the seamless immersiveness of the film-watching experience, and yet a simple sound effect that is appropriate for the latter setting, like a train honk for a train station or a car beep for a busy street, hides the fragmented visual stimulus under a veil of normality. 

None of this is noticed by the fast-turning cogs of teenage art critics. They’re concerned with the intellectual side of things, the sophistication of themes and motifs and concepts and intertextual references. Seemingly far more complicated, powerful and resonant, the perfect playground for a dictionary battle of the ages, a field with the potential to grow a thousand different types of fruits and vegetables, each glistening with individuality under the warm rays of academia. Except, of course, each seed is sewn by the same machine, watered within the fences of the field, and driven to grow and ripen under the same mechanical beat of the earth. 

Hope for freedom, or perhaps an assumption of freedom, had entrapped the students that day. Under the guise of creativity, individuality and academia, the youthful fight for attention was no more than a public demonstration of control, homogenisation and myopia. Although, most ironically, I find myself on most days precisely where they were, among the crowd, arguing, straining my neck for the absolute glory of a thumbs-up and beaming a smile far too wide.

Why is Yawning Contagious

From Mirror Neurons to Social Empathy: Unpacking the Complexities of Contagious Yawning

J. C. Lai

Have you ever noticed that when you look at someone yawning, you do it too? The term for this phenomenon is called contagious yawning and there is no scientific consensus to why it happens, making it “the least understood, common human behaviour.” However, a look at the various scientific theories proposed may give us a better understanding on the complexities of contagious yawning.

Before we look into why yawning is contagious, we must first look into why we yawn in the first place. Similar to the phenomenon of contagious yawning, the practice of yawning in itself is unknown and there are multiple theories that attempt to explain it. 

The main line of argument is that yawning helps regulate brain temperature, or what scientists call thermoregulation. Much like a computer, the brain functions the most effectively and efficiently at a certain temperature. To prevent overheating, we yawn to increase our heart rate, blood flow, and muscle use, all of which are essential to cool the brain. Since exhaustion and sleep deprivation both increase brain temperature, this explains why yawning occurs more often when we’re tired.

Another theory proposes that we yawn in order to wake our bodies up. The motion of yawning supposedly stretches and lubricates our lungs and their tissues, alongside our body’s muscles and joints, which in turn encourages blood flow around the body and into our face and brain, which increases overall alertness and cognitive behaviour.

A study by the University of Maryland found that the likelihood of yawning increases sixfold after seeing someone else yawn. More interestingly, the reason for contagious yawning is unrelated to the reasons why we yawn mentioned above.

Neuroscientists suspect that yawn contagion is a marker of social empathy as a result of the mirror neurons in the brain. These neurons cause our bodies to copy and impersonate the actions of the people in order to allow us to learn, be self-aware and relate to others around us. A range of evidence supports this theory. Contagious yawning begins in children around the age of 4-5, which is around the same time that empathetic behaviour and the ability to identify emotions begin to develop in the prefrontal cortex of children. Furthermore, people who suffer from empathy related disorders, such as autism and schizophrenia, have significantly lower rates of yawn contagion, which supports the theory of yawning contagion. A recent study by the University of Turin also found that yawning is more contagious with someone who we are socially or genetically close to, such as our family and friends. The phenomenon is not limited to humans, with animals such as dogs also being more susceptible to yawning contagion by its human owners. This can be attributed to us feeling more empathetic for those who we are closer to, hence reaffirming the theory.

On the contrary, another theory proposes that yawning is a form of indirect and unintentional social communication. Yawning, as an ancient, evolutionary conserved behaviour shared among many vertebrate animals, may have helped our ancestors evoke their feelings of a certain experience as unpleasant or boring, and has trickled down to today’s generation.

The average human yawns about 20 times a day, yet we have no conclusion on why we do it nor why it is contagious. Next time you yawn, think about whether you’ve yawned because you’ve caught it from another, tired, or bored. Maybe you can even prove or disprove some of the theories mentioned above.

We’re All Flawed

The Mind Traps That Keep You Stuck

J. A. McCreery

A mental bias is a systematic error in thinking, usually short term, that occurs when people are processing and interpreting information in the world around them. Many of the decisions and judgements they invoke are plain wrong and can be disproven on further thought. 

These cognitive errors are mental shortcuts in our primal brain that once helped to make sense of the world around us, a product of evolution nonetheless. You can’t get rid of them, you will never outrun them, but an awareness of them will help you be one of the few people that will pause, consider them, and make more thoughtful and rational decisions.

  1. Cognitive dissonance – incompatible beliefs

One of Aesop’s fables explores this idea; 

A fox looked up at a vine, he stared longingly at the juicy, overripe grapes hanging from the vine. He jumped for the vine. He jumped again. He jumped a third time, landing sorely. The fox turned up his nose: “I don’t really care”, those grapes aren’t even ripe. Why would I want those grapes?

From this analogy we get the term “sour grapes”, which is idiomatic for putting down or expressing disdain about something that one desires but cannot have.

The fox had 3 choices, (1) work harder and get to the grapes, (2) admit he couldn’t reach the grapes (harms pride) or (3) reinterpret the situation retrospectively (‘I didn’t want those grapes’).  

Option three essentially entails creating a new belief which conflicts the first. Two contrasting beliefs held at once – this is cognitive dissonance. All rich people are greedy and evil but you want to be rich.


It is a self-protective mechanism, when one fails they adjust their views to encompass the failure. When one applies for a job and fails, or studies really hard for a test and is beaten by their friend who hardly studied, they don’t reason that the other person was better, just that they didn’t actually want it or that it was unfair. It’s a rationalization.

Excessive dissonance has been linked to discomfort, mental stress, anxiety and even depression.

A person must question their conflicting beliefs. Is this new belief because I need an excuse? Am I telling myself this new belief because I couldn’t get what I wanted?

“You can play the clever fox all you want – but you’ll never get the grapes that way.” – Rolf Dobelli

  1. The halo effect – information sequences

An example by B. C. Marx makes this effect clear; What do you think about Alan and Ben?

Alan is intelligent – industrious – critical – impulsive – stubborn – envious

Ben is jealous – obstinate – headstrong – sharp – hardworking – loyal 

If you are like most people you see Alan in a better light than Ben, even though their character traits are remarkably similar. The order in which we receive information affects our thinking, even if the information is the same.  More credit is given to the first pieces of information than the last. Our brain – the supercomputer it is – seeks to quickly create a story of the person or situation in our minds. 

Take another example Marx offers. If we learn that someone graduated from a prestigious university, the halo effect will distort all other traits we attribute to that person without any evidence.


Further, a multitude of studies have proven that attractive people are automatically perceived as nicer, more honest, and more intelligent. Even at school if a student answers two essay questions and the teacher gives the first a high grade, the teacher is more inclined to give the second a higher grade – vice versa for low grades. 

The halo effect is the mind attempting to fill in the blanks about a person or thing, it’s a shortcut whereby we tell ourselves stories that are often inaccurate from reality. To move past it one must decorelate sequences and rebuild images of people or ideas objectively.

Note: this article was based on Nobel Prize winning Psychologist Daniel Kahneman’s bestseller Thinking, Fast and Slow and analysis by B. C. Marx

Existential Questions

What Is It All For?

L. D. Banks

“SOLITUDE IS THE RICHNESS OF SELF.” A nifty quote I heard while listening to an

 SBS documentary on Tibetan monks. An interesting idea? Sure. Yet, not particularly approachable for your substandard adolescent male. As much as I consider myself a bit of a philosopher – engaged in deep thought, and heroically pondering the chaotic and prodigious nature of our indifferent universe – I’m not even sure I understand the meaning of coagulate, let alone the meaning of the universe. Which is outrageously frustrating, and often isolating, in a world so predicated on purpose and meaning. It’s hard not to feel angry at the monks. How can they be so sure in their beliefs that they would spend their lives cross legged in a cave, halfway up a mountain, with no food or water?

These zealots confuse me a great deal. Are they truly utterly convinced in what they believe? Or have they made a decision to commit to something and now feel obligated to stick with their decision regardless of their doubts? Like those crazy American pastors online performing live exorcisms on upwards of fifty people. That can’t be real – can it? The reason their certainty is so puzzling is because I am not sure I could ever reach that stage myself. Even if I decided to choose a faith of my own, there would always be significant doubts in my mind regarding the hundreds of other philosophies. There really are so many. Even just the main ones I could list off the top of my head; Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism. Each of which with their own unique convictions and sentiments. Yet, their objective truth is no more apparent than what is found in one of my unintelligible English essays.

Recently in English I have been learning about Existentialism and Absurdism (Great! Two more philosophies to stir up the anxiety of my meaningless existence). Both stemming from a nihilistic assertion that religious meaning is self-deception, they advocate for new ways of approaching an innately meaningless existence. Existentialism tells me to find my own meaning, like through helping people, or saving stray puppies, or collecting snails. Upon reflection, it seems I have been getting sold an existentialist line my entire life:

“Money can’t buy you happiness.”

“Do what you love.”

“When you’re on your deathbed, you will only regret not spending more time with your family.”

All existential questions for sure. Proposing a reasonable idea; ‘If you spend your life doing things you enjoy with people you love, how could you be dissatisfied at the end?’ I can certainly see the appeal to an ideology like this. However, I don’t know what I love to do. Sure – I enjoy various activities, but nothing I could make a career out of or spend my life doing. That seems to be the case for many people, like my dad, who fell victim to a mid-life crisis and decided to take up skateboarding at roughly fifty years of age. Which lasted roughly three weeks before he broke his arm and decided it was time to hang up his board.

Absurdism on the other hand, doesn’t exactly present a solution. Rather, absurdism acknowledges the indifferent nature of the universe and accepts it. This can be misunderstood as being a somewhat depressing idea. Admitting there is no meaning for us to find, must mean we should just give up – right? Wrong. Absurdists claim that it is in this discovery, that the universe provides us with no innate purpose, that we can be liberated from this rat race. Why should humans care about finding meaning? Why do we need a purpose? Absurdists claim we shouldn’t care, and that we do not need purpose. That we should merely follow our desires in the moment, doing whatever feels right at the time. As much as this sounds comforting, I struggle to see a functioning society of Absurdists. Everyone might just quit their jobs to sit on the beach and tan. Fattening up eating ice-cream and fast food for every meal. Hence, I feel the responsibility to contribute to the society that supports me. Rather than becoming an ice-cream wielding freeloader.

Pop-culture sells us all this story. With movies depicting heroic leaders, historic rises and championship teams. Like ‘Coach Carter’. Great film? Sure, but I’m no good at basketball. It’s these notions ‘Follow your dreams’, ‘seek out your passion’, ‘believe in this God’, ‘look at it this way’, that isolate us all.

ISDA Debating Round 4 vs St Aloysius Report

J. G. Nicholas

Last Friday, Shore hosted St. Aloysius on topics related to ‘Media,’ and our debaters were victorious in two of eight debates in a tough night on the podium for the men in white and grey. 

Invigorated by their Playfair feast, our Year 7s negated the topic ‘That parents should have access to their adolescents’ social media accounts,’ unfortunately going down to a strong Aloys side. A good effort from the boys, Eddie Ohlsson in particular shone with his exciting introduction, great examples and emphasis on the significance of his arguments. Clearly inspired by the wise words of their Debating Captain, Richard Zhan and Fred Stewart effectively implemented thematic rebuttal for the first time off the back of their strong speech structure and growing confidence. Moving into Round 5 this week, the boys hope to continue to improve and secure a spot in the ISDA postseason. 

Suffering the same fate as our Year 7s, our Year 8 team went down negating the same topic. In the face of strong opposition, greater engagement with the opposition’s model and a more nuanced discussion of the importance of their principle of privacy would have enhanced their case. Nonetheless, the weekly improvements of the boys put them in good stead to add another win to their column against Kambala this Friday. 

The Year 8 ISDA Team

Extending their hot streak to three, our Year 9s triumphed in the only Shore senior school victory of the night, negating the topic ‘That the media should refrain from reporting on the private lives of public figures.’ Effectively dismantling the opposition from the jump, Jayden Pan dominated at first with a softer approach compared to previous weeks that served him and the team well. Yukai Yan articulated the harms in the opposition’s model well, and methodically bulldozed their substantive. Overall, the boys should be very proud of their win as they hope to extend the streak to four this Friday. 

All smiles from fourth speaker Liam O’Neill during the Year 9s’ glorious victory

Our Year 10s found themselves negating the tough topic ‘That we should regret the rise of TikTok,’ and were unfortunately defeated on the almost unwinnable side of the case. Doing well to expand on some of the benefits of the platform, specifically as a platform for small business to create a following, creative expression and a positive source of entertainment, the boys were unable to prove why these positives outweigh the innumerable negatives of TikTok. While the team did well, they aim to work on their analysis and time management moving into the latter half of the season. 

Psyched to continue their dominance of Pool A, the Senior Bs negated the rather ambiguous topic ‘That artists should be paid a living wage.’ The team worked hard to establish logical frameworks around both the economic and artistic harms of the Affirmative model, but ultimately needed more convincing rebuttal and clearer stakeholder definitions. Despite the loss, Max ‘Kyrie’ Kim opened their case well at first negative, setting up an effective throughline with his good pacing and beautifully synthesised rebuttal. 

The Senior Bs hard at work

Affirming the same topic, the Senior As took their first L of the season in a saddening loss that left Ms Wolsely and coach Liam Graham with much to be desired from the boys. Excited by the proposition of a more challenging case on the negative, the As got to work in the prep-room, naively focusing their energy on the idea of struggle and authenticity of an artist’s work as more important than their wellbeing. Missing minorities-specialist Blake Fite, the team failed to look past the idea of the ‘troubled artist’ reifying their sadness in the beauty of their works and a ‘call to arms’ for the oppressed populace. Confident in their somewhat flawed arguments, the boys failed to identify the obvious weaknesses in the opposition’s model, or grapple with the most numerous stakeholders, in professional artistry such as graphic design or visual arts teaching. Despite continuing to develop their time management and identification of issues, Aloys claimed the victory, ending the As’ hopes of an undefeated season. 

Little did they know…….. (The Senior As)

Next week, the men from Blue Street take on Kambala on their home turf in what is shaping up to be an exhilarating and competitive night of debating. 

Captain of Debating – Jimmy Nicholas

GPS Rowing Report

W. A. Clubb

Saturday the 4th of March marked the annual Sydney Rowing Club regatta and saw a large turn out from many crews, clubs and schools from all throughout the state, and some overseas representatives from the Vietnam national team. For the GPS squad of the Shore boatshed, it was a tougher weekend than most, giving the crews a boost of energy leading into the next regatta, still with time to work on their racing before the Head of the River.

The first VIII raced to a close fourth place in the schoolboy event with second through to fifth place separated by only two seconds. The crew placed fifth in the Men’s Open Eight event, lined up against the crews for Sydney Rowing Club and UTS. It was a tough regatta for the crew, however, lessons have been learned and they are more keen than ever to hunt down first place.

The second VIII experienced a similar occurrence in the schoolboy race, seeing them finish in a close fifth place within a second of second and third place. However, the crew was spurred on by their previous result and eager to improve for their Open event, seeing them take out second place behind a strong Riverview crew, leaving them ready to push into first place in the coming regattas.

The first IV has had a strong season so far, winning at the Kings PLC regatta just last week. The crew had another strong performance finishing second in their schoolboy event. The boys finished fourth in their under 19 event, behind a fast UTS crew. They leave the weekend ready for another week of training, eager to return to their previous success in the next regatta.

The second IV had some great racing on the weekend, successfully taking out the first place in their schoolboy event, clearing a gap of two seconds over the chasing crews. The boys finished fifth in the under 19 event, racing first IV crews from other schools as well as the Shore first IV. Congratulations to Ed Kenny, Adam Watson, Preston Scott and Max Gillian on their performance, keep up the good work.

The third IV saw some tough racing on the weekend, fending off fast crews to finish fourth in their schoolboy event, tight on the heels of the crews ahead. In their under 19 event, the boys finished third behind crews from Riverview, leaving them eager to keep training hard to return to the first place spot in the coming regatta.

The fourth IV also had a strong performance in their schoolboy event, finishing second, closing the margin quickly in the last 500m. In their under 19 event, the boys finished fourth ahead of the Newington third IV and behind the Shore third IV.