I was bored, and I don\u2019t mean \u201cbored\u201d, I was REALLY BORED, I would even jump off a cliff into water. Imagine me, the wolf, doing that. So I decided to make pig pie, I got the recipe and was excited until\u2026 I realised I had no pig so I went to ask my neighbour. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My neighbour was the 1st<\/sup> little pig. I asked him if I could borrow his passed grandmother and obviously he just went to say no sternly, so I went a bit crazy, stealing him, cooking him and all that, BUT one pig wasn\u2019t enough\u2026. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I went to his brother to ask for his dearly departed dad and he yelled \u201cNO!\u201d loudly as well. I \u201caccidentally\u201d just stole the 2nd<\/sup> little pig and cooked him again, nearly finishing the pie, but two wasn\u2019t enough\u2026. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I was wondering where the 3rd<\/sup> pig\u2019s house was when I saw him walking to his house, so I followed him, but when I got there his house was made of bricks. When he got inside, I did what any wolf would do if they\u2019re breaking into a brick house. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I was huffing and puffing and blew the door open when the COPS got there. I was sure my life would be boring forever, but then\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n When I got to jail, I kept huffing on the wall until I saw a crack so I got an idea to huff and puff until the wall broke open. Then I went to the 3rd<\/sup> pigs house and took the 3rd<\/sup> pig and made my delicious pie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI love my life!!\u201d I yelled proudly. \u201cI\u2019m going to gobble up my yummy pie!\u201d Wolf shouted excitedly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n CHOMP!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n Matteo S, Year 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Actually, the True Story of the Three Little Pigs I was bored, and I don\u2019t mean \u201cbored\u201d, I was REALLY BORED, I would even jump off a cliff into water. Imagine me, the wolf, doing that. So I decided to make pig pie, I got the recipe and was excited until\u2026 I realised I had […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":6884,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","article_category":[18],"article_tag":[],"class_list":["post-8861","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","article_category-inspiration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article\/8861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/article"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8861"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"article_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article_category?post=8861"},{"taxonomy":"article_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thebuzz.net.au\/oxley-college\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/article_tag?post=8861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"